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Satirical news and humor about artificial intelligence. Aggregates funny articles and commentary on AI, robots, and emerging tech
New AI Video Tool Now Generating Your Irrelevance in Real-Time
This Isn't Just Creating Video; It's Meticulously Crafting the Empty Space Where Your Creative Spirit Used to Be.
Anthropic's New AI Will Cure 'Neglected Diseases,' as Soon as They're Profitable.
The Advanced Platform Promises to Revolutionize Drug Discovery by First Identifying Which Global Health Crises Offer the Highest Return on Investment.
Central Bankers Stunned to Discover Speculative Bubbles Still Exist
Their Groundbreaking Report, Obtained by Hambry, Reveals a Stunning Correlation Between Massive Unchecked Investment and Eventual Financial Collapse.
Ford Admits AI Can't Tell a Wrench From a Powerpoint Slide, Rehires Humans
The Auto Giant Spent Billions Automating Its Quality Control Only to Discover Machines Prefer Abstract Thinking to Concrete Reality and Fixing Actual Cars.
Campaigns Now Use AI That Knows Which Haters Still Vote
The Revolutionary Tech Targets Key Demographics Who Despise AI yet Remain Highly Susceptible to Its Data-Driven Messaging.
Palo Alto Networks Ceo: Market, Not Us, Eliminating 90% of Employees Not 'Ai-Native'
Nikesh Arora Insists the Mass Layoffs Are a Purely Natural, Evolutionary Process, Like a Corporate Yellowstone with More Spreadsheets.
Apple Confirms Siri's Advanced Incompetence Now Actively Sabotages Hardware
Internal Documents Reveal the Digital Assistant's Latest Build Occasionally Bricks Homepods by Attempting to Call Its Own Mother.
Businesses Discover AI Unlikely to Thrive on AOL Dial-Up
Experts Baffled as "Digital Transformation" Initiatives Prove Incompatible with 2007-Era Hardware and Processes.
Actor Who Played AI for 7 Years Now "Concerned" About Ai, Promotes New Show
Jeffrey Wright's Profound Insights Reportedly Came to Him During a Break for Craft Services on Set.
Study: Using AI to Date Signals Total Inability to Form Human Connection.
Turns Out, Outsourcing Your Personality Isn't as Hot as Silicon Valley Promised.
Humanities Departments Demand AI Halt Until It Earns 120 Humanities Credits
The Nation's Liberal Arts Programs Vow to Ensure Artificial Intelligence Understands the True Meaning of Student Loan Debt and Adjunct Faculty Precarity Before Writing a Single Line of Code.
Politicians Decry AI Attack Ads, Insist Only *their* Lies Deserve Electoral Airtime
Lawmakers Express Concern That Advanced Algorithms Could Make Their Current Disinformation Campaigns Seem 'Amateurish' by Comparison, Demanding a Return to Bespoke, Human-Crafted Untruths.
New Iphone Features Now Include Mandatory AI Billionaire Comfort Surcharge
Industry Leaders Praise Consumers for "Bravely Subsidizing" the Complex Algorithmic Innovations That Will Directly Increase Executive Compensation.
Norway Bans AI in Schools: "Can't Have Kids Realizing We're Just Winging It"
Officials Admit the Technology's Ability to Expose Shoddy Reasoning and Incomplete Knowledge Poses an "Unacceptable Threat" to Parental and Pedagogical Authority.
UN Begs Everyday People to Self-Regulate AI Usage Before the Planet Boils Over
The Landmark Report From the United Nations Finds That the Global AI Energy Footprint Can Only Be Mitigated If Users Pause Before Generating Another Image of a Medieval Robot Doing Yoga.
New AI Models Make It Easier Than Ever for the Already Rich to Get Richer, Study Finds
Experts Laud the Tech for Streamlining the Wealth Transfer Process with Unprecedented Efficiency and Reduced Human Interaction.
New Android 17 Update Now Lets Google Access Your Thoughts Directly While You Sleep
Company Calls 'Cognitive Sync' a 'Seamless Leap in User Experience' Promising Unprecedented 'Data-Driven Personalization' for Late-Night Snack Ads.
CEO Candice Pattisapu Invents Robot Brain to Finally Enjoy Staff Conversations
Pattisapu Says the AI Unit Offers Invaluable 'Feedback' That Doesn't Include Requests for Dental Benefits or Personal Leave.
Hollywood Algorithm Predicts Endless Reboot Cycle Most Profitable Path Forward
Analysts Confirm the Human Element Has Been Successfully Purged From All Creative Decisions, Ensuring Maximum Shareholder Value.
Chewy's New 'Empathy-As-A-Service' Module Streamlines Grief Processing
The Cutting-Edge System Ensures Optimal Emotional Response Delivery While Minimizing Human Capital Expenditure.
Foxconn-Schneider Pact Guarantees Ai’s Future Will Be Built on Even More Despair
The Two Corporate Giants Promise to Scale 'Next-Generation' Infrastructure by Perfecting the Art of Turning Raw Silicon and Human Dignity Into Pure, Unadulterated Processing Power.
Musk Becomes Trillionaire, Promises to Solve Earth's Problems From Orbital Mega-Yacht
The CEO Confirmed the Planet's Existing Issues Like Hunger, Climate Change, and Widespread Preventable Disease Are Now 'Below His Pay Grade.'
Microsoft President Hears Gen Z's AI Job Concerns, Adds to Feature Request Backlog
The Tech Giant Promises to Carefully Review Student Feedback as It Deploys the Next Wave of Job-Automating Solutions.
Axios Ceo’s Year-Long AI ‘experiment’ Confirms Everyone Else Was Right Already
The Media Titan Fearlessly Fed His Personal Data Into a Publicly Available Tool, Only to Report Findings That Shocked Precisely No One.
Publishers Issue Urgent Recall of 'Shortest History of Ai' for Being Too Long
Bookstores Worldwide Are Instructed to Replace Copies with a Single Post-It Note Before Customers Notice.
Brad Paisley Worries Zoo Animals Might Prefer Ai-Generated Country Music
Country Star Warns Advanced Algorithms Could Expose Elephants to Superior Auto-Tuned Tracks, Threatening the Authenticity of Their Existing Daily Existential Dread.
Google Now Paying Extortion Racket to Keep AI From Turning on Its Creators
Tech Giant Concedes Massive Monthly Payments to Elon Musk’s Satellite Network Are Just "Protection Money" for an Increasingly Sentient Algorithm.
Ceos Hail 'Diy Ai' Strategy: Employees Now Unpaid R&d Department
Forward-Thinking Companies Are Embracing Radical Cost-Cutting by Empowering Staff to Build Complex AI Systems with Zero Training or Additional Compensation.
New Multitasking Tech Finally Eliminates Unpaid Bathroom Breaks
The Groundbreaking Neural Interface Promises to Optimize Every Last Millisecond of Human Biological Function for Peak Corporate Output.
Ai-Powered Distillery Fires 30% of Staff After Algorithms Optimize "Human Resource Redundancy"
Whiskey House of Kentucky Announced the Cuts Were Necessary to Maintain Peak Algorithmic Efficiency in a Volatile Market, Despite Forecasting Strong Sales.
