The News, Remastered
Hambry's editorial team produces daily satirical news coverage. Meet the writers behind the satire.
Senior Political Correspondent
Caroline Maddox has covered Washington for over a decade, surviving four administrations, three government shutdowns, and one truly baffling press briefing about geese. She considers 'synergy' a profanity.
Technology Reporter
David Huang writes about Silicon Valley with the weary affection of someone who has attended too many product launches and not enough therapy. He owns seventeen browser tabs at all times.
Business & Finance Correspondent
Rachel Okonkwo spent six years at a hedge fund before realizing she preferred writing about money to managing it. She has strong opinions about quarterly earnings calls and will share them unprompted.
Sports Correspondent
James Whitfield has filed reports from 47 states and has been asked to leave 12 of them. He covers sports with the conviction that everything happening on the field is a metaphor for something happening off it.
Science & Environment Reporter
Priya Sharma holds a graduate degree in environmental science and uses it primarily to fact-check press releases. She is optimistic about the planet and pessimistic about the people on it.
Culture & Entertainment Reporter
Marcus Reeves covers pop culture with the enthusiasm of someone who genuinely enjoys it and the detachment of someone who has been burned before. He has interviewed 200 celebrities and remembers three of them.
Lifestyle & Trends Reporter
Elena Vasquez writes about social trends, lifestyle, and the cultural moments that define us — or at least distract us. She is fluent in three languages and sarcasm.
Weird News Correspondent
Tom Gallagher has been covering strange, inexplicable, and deeply human news stories for twenty years. He is no longer surprised by anything but remains delighted by most of it.
Staff Reporter
Nadia Kim covers everything and specializes in nothing, which she considers a competitive advantage. She has strong opinions about semicolons.
