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Hegseth Reminds Europe US Will Only Defend Allies Who Share Our Netflix Password
Defense Secretary Emphasizes 'Mutual Respect' Now Means Less Calling, Especially If You're Germany.
New York Mandates ICE Agents Wear Led-Lit Clown Shoes, Perform Interpretive Dance on Arrests
Governor Hochul Signs New Legislation Ensuring Federal Immigration Enforcement in the Empire State Is Both Transparent and "Culturally Enriching."
Iowa Animal Rescue Raids 'Homeless' Horse Encampment, Relocates Equine to Unsolicited Luxury
The Horses and Donkeys, Found Living in What Officials Described as "Rural Simplicity," Are Now Enjoying 24/7 Care and Premium Feed, Much to Their Apparent Dismay.
Next-Gen Quantum Computers Will Finally Untangle Your Smart Home's Bluetooth Conflicts
Researchers Confirm the Revolutionary Tech Will Also Perfectly Predict Your Pet's Bathroom Schedule, Ending Centuries of Floor-Related Uncertainty.
Meteorologists Warn Public to Brace for 'Unprecedented Normalcy' After 'Weather Combo'
Experts Advise Preparing for Reduced Meme Potential and a Severe Lack of Viral Content Opportunities.
White House Octagon Now Standard for Presidential Policy Debates
Sources Confirm Future Executive Orders Will Be Determined by Best-Of-Three Submission Rounds.
Nation's Schools Discover Paper, Call It Revolutionary Learning Platform
After Years of Screen Saturation, Educators Now Hail the 'Tactile Interface' as the Next Disruptive Innovation.
Hungary's Pm Cuts Own Salary to Fund Upcoming 'Sacrificial Leadership' National Holiday
The Bold Move Is Projected to Save the Country Roughly 0.0003% of a Gilded Toilet Seat's Value, Paving the Way for Unprecedented Public Veneration.
New Hampshire Mandates 'Strategic Idleness' for Peak Memorial Day Patriotism
State Officials Tout Benefits of Staring Blankly at Walls, Aggressively Ignoring Chores, and Maximizing Screen Time to Honor Fallen Heroes.
ECB Confirms Rate Hikes Contingent on Complete World Peace
ECB Monetary Policy Frozen, Pending Humanity’s Attainment of Perfect and Sustainable Global Harmony.
Think Tank Warns Zach's Saturday Sports Recap Is Ushering in 'Post-Information Era'
Researchers at the Institute for Redundant Data Analysis (Irda) Concluded the Segment's Total Lack of Insight Marks a New Low in Media Content.
Local Sea Lion Successfully Reclaims Prime Beachfront Property From Human Intruder
The Pinniped, Identified Only as 'Brenda,' Served an Immediate and Physical Eviction Notice.
Study Finds Optimism Now Officially a Climate Strategy
Groundbreaking Research Suggests That "Just Wanting Things to Get Better" Could Finally Reverse Global Warming, Eliminating the Need for Inconvenient Action.
Philadelphia Mayor Declares City Global Soccer Capital After Trophy Visit
The Mayor Announced Aggressive New Initiatives, Including Mandatory Daily "Skill-Building" Drills for All Municipal Employees and a New Official City Anthem Played Exclusively on Vuvuzelas.
New Study Confirms Women Literally Boiling From Perpetual Low-Grade Rage
Researchers Suggest Constant Internal Inferno a Direct Response to Patriarchy, Late-Stage Capitalism, and the Sheer Audacity of Men.
Nicolas Winding Refn's 25-Minute Death Praised as 'Boldest Stylistic Choice Yet'
Film Industry Insiders and Critics Laud the Director's Brief Demise as the Ultimate Commitment to an Immersive Narrative, Setting a New Benchmark for 'Experiential Cinema.'
Us Navy Certifies Oil Tanker 'Properly Intimidated' Before Resuming Journey
Captain Confirms Vessel Now Fully Compliant with "Unquestioning Submission to Arbitrary Delays" Doctrine.
Wakita Unveils 'Twister' Anniversary Plan: Lure Actual Tornadoes for Tourism
Local Officials Confirm New Economic Development Strategy Focuses on Making the Area a Premier 'Natural Disaster Destination.'
New Study Confirms Sun Will Continue Rising, Warming Earth Through Summer
Researchers at the Institute for Aspirational Proximity Studies Stunned by Discovery of Predictable Celestial Mechanics.
Portland Solidifies "Global Women's Sports Epicenter" Status by Painting a Crosswalk
City Officials Confirm the New Designation Comes After Years of Extensive Dialogue and a Single, Perfectly Executed Public Mural.
Wisconsin Jails Stork for 'Unsanctioned Migration,' Cites 'Disruptive Influence' on Local Birds
Authorities Laud Decisive Action Against the Avian Anarchist, Assuring Residents No Bird Will Stray From Its Pre-Approved Flight Path Again.
Local Advocacy Center Solves Root Causes of Societal Trauma with Plush Toy Influx
Experts Praise "Cuddly Capitalism" as the Revolutionary New Approach to Complex Community Issues.
Local Council Hailed for Brave Decision to Let People Listen to Music Outside
Groundbreaking 'Concert' Series Promises Unprecedented Exposure to Sonic Vibrations in Uncontrolled Environment.
Pine Grove Cemetery Residents Unionize, Demand Hazard Pay for Spirit Appearances
Deceased Assert Property Rights, Cite "Aggressive Land-Use Patterns" by Local Historical Society.
Experts Warn 'Outside' May Contain 'Weather' Throughout the Day
Officials Urge Public to Brace for Unprecedented Atmospheric Conditions That Are Exactly Like Conditions From Last Week.