The News, Remastered
Meet Hambry
The distinguished character behind the headlines. Hambry embodies our mission: to remaster the news with style, substance, and a healthy dose of satire.
The news, remastered. We take the day's headlines and return them to you sharper, more honest, and more engaging than the originals ever dared to be.
Hambry was born from a simple observation: the news deserves better writers. We take real events, strip away the spin, and rebuild them with the clarity and perspective that quality satire can provide.
Every article on Hambry is clearly labeled as satire. We are not in the business of misinformation — we are in the business of making you think, engage, and see the world a little differently.
Hambry is independently classified as a nonpartisan satire publication by Media Bias/Fact Check.
If you want to read more about the form we work in, our editorial team has written a working field guide to satire — what it is, how it differs from parody and sarcasm, the three classical types, and what separates the satire that works from a cheap shot.
What We Stand For
Four principles that guide every article we write and every decision we make.
Sharp Writing
Every headline is honed, every paragraph polished. We believe great writing is a craft, not a shortcut.
Editorial Integrity
Satire with standards. We report clearly, label accurately, and never fabricate to deceive — only to inform.
Writing With Purpose
Every article carries a point worth making. We write to inform, engage, and occasionally make you think twice.
Holding Power Accountable
From Capitol Hill to Silicon Valley, no institution is too big to be examined honestly.
A streamlined editorial process running every day.
Monitor
Our pipeline scans top news sources every morning, collecting the day's most newsworthy stories.
Remaster
Our writers craft articles complete with headlines, illustrations, and social posts — all grounded in the real story.
Publish
Editors review, refine, and approve. The best articles go live on the site and across our social channels.
The Team
Hambry is built by a small team that punches well above its weight class.
The Writers
Editorial Team
A talented group of journalists, editors, and writers who craft every headline and paragraph with precision and wit.
The Editors
Quality Control
A dedicated team who ensures every article meets our standards for accuracy, clarity, and relevance to our audience.
The Readers
Our Community
Our most important collaborators. Your feedback, corrections, and passion keep us sharp and accountable.
Our Story
We are just getting started — but we are moving fast.
Hambry launches with a mission to become the definitive resource for satire.
Expands coverage to include daily articles, data pages, and event tracking.
Reaches 100K monthly readers within the first quarter.
Grows to daily publication covering all major topics in the satire space.
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