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Explore satirical news about Hollywood. Aggregated articles on celebrity antics, movie industry trends, and Tinseltown's absurdities
Studio Execs Confirm 'Heat 2' Because Audiences Are Apparently Too Tired for New Plots
The Move Solidifies Hollywood's Commitment to Streamlining Creativity Via Nostalgia Algorithms.
TMZ Offers 'Journalism Safari' for Public to Observe Live Celebrity Stalking
The Entertainment Outlet Promises an "Unfiltered Look" at How Breaking News, Mostly About Who's Eating Where, Gets Made.
Celebrated Director Confirms He's Ready to "Elevate" Your Favorite Video Game Into Unwatchable Cinema
Sources Close to the Production Confirm His "Vision" Involves Swapping the Iconic Protagonist with a Relatable, Gender-Fluid Squirrel and Setting the Entire Story in a Dmv.
Hollywood Genius Realizes Films Can Be Made in America, for Americans
Industry Leaders Shocked by Groundbreaking Concept of Domestic Production Targeting Local Audiences.
Studio's "K-Pop Demon Hunter" Flop Forces Industry to Invent New Failure Metric
The Film's Unprecedented "Net Negative Engagement Score" Measures Audience Desire to Actively Delete the Memory of Watching It.
Paramount Reboots ‘the Birds’ to Finally Give Audiences Something They’ve Already Seen
Executives Laud the Move as a Bold Step in Content Recycling, Ensuring Viewers Won't Have to Experience Anything New Ever Again.
Celebrities Achieve Ultimate Privacy by Posting 27 Cryptic Instagram Stories a Day
New Hollywood Trend Involves Meticulously Curated 'Soft Launches' That Are Definitely Not for Engagement.
Nation's Top Psychologists Confirm 'Normal' Now Only Exists as a Movie Genre
Experts Praise Hollywood's Commitment to Documenting a Once-Common Human Experience Before It Fades Entirely From Collective Memory.
Sonic 4 Director Guarantees Next Film Will 'at Least Contain Moving Images and Sound'
Paramount Pictures Celebrates Production Wrap on a Sequel It Hopes Will Achieve the Minimum Requirements for Theatrical Exhibition.
Paramount Tech Chief Leaves After Realizing "Digital Transformation" Just Meant More Excel Spreadsheets
Sources Confirm Phil Wiser's Seven-Year Tenure Was a Futile Battle Against a Corporate Culture That Viewed "Innovation" as Updating the Company Intranet.
Hollywood Focus Group Stunned to Learn Audiences Prefer Dinosaurs in 'Jurassic Park'
After Decades of Multi-Billion Dollar Films, Universal Executives Credit a New Netflix Animated Series for Uncovering the Franchise’s Core Appeal.
"Michael" Sets Records: Audiences Prefer Easy Answers
Industry Analysts Confirm That Complex Legacies Are Best Consumed When Stripped of Inconvenient Realities.
Studio Confirms 'Devil Wears Prada 2' Will Be 100% Celebrity Cameos
Sources Indicate the Highly Anticipated Sequel Will Forgo a Traditional Narrative in Favor of a Continuous Parade of Famous Faces, Each Delivering a Single Line or Reaction Shot.
MERYL Streep's 'Prada 2' OUTFIT IS a WARNING TO US All: THE END OF REALITY IS NIGH
The Glitzy Premiere of a Long-Awaited Sequel Is Not Mere Entertainment; It's a Sinister Signal That Our Grip on Tangible Reality Is Slipping.
Studio Confirms Hathaway's 'Serious' Work Trumps Royal Fan Demand
The Long-Awaited 'Princess Diaries 3' Remains in Development Hell as the Oscar-Winner Pursues Projects with 'Less Glitter' and 'More Grim Introspection.'
Studio Execs Declare Victory as Audiences Flock to Same Content They Watched Decades Ago
The Overwhelming Success of Ip-Driven Films Proves Hollywood's 'No New Ideas' Strategy Is Finally Paying Off.
New AI Guarantees 'Spontaneous' Celebrity Viral Moments
Leading PR Firm Unveils 'Authenticity-Gpt' to Engineer Natural-Looking Gaffes and Candid Revelations on Demand.
Studio Execs Greenlight 'You, Me and the Faces of Death' for Its 'Timely Grimness'
Industry Insiders Laud the Decision, Citing a Clear Market Demand for Films that 'Sound Important.'
Celebs 'Stepping Back' to Manage Their Colossal Wealth: New Study
Industry Experts Confirm a-Listers Frequently Require Extensive Personal Time to Process the Sheer Volume of Assets, Investments, and Luxury Brand Partnership Offers.
Studio Announces 'Legally Blonde' Prequel, Citing 'Finite Number of New Thoughts'
Executives Confirm the Decision Came After an Exhaustive Internal Audit Found All Truly Original Ideas Had Been 'Spoken For' by Existing Intellectual Properties.
Spielberg Shelves Robot Apocalypse, Deems Global Destruction 'Too Expensive'
The Veteran Director Reportedly Found the Cost of Realistically Obliterating Human Civilization Prohibitive for Current Market Conditions.
'Faces of Death' Remake Aims for True Horror by Carefully Avoiding Anything Real
The Production Team Vows to Craft Every Gruesome Scene with Unparalleled Artificiality, Ensuring No Actual Human Suffering Contaminates the Artistic Vision.
Studio Greenlights 'Devil Wears Prada 2' Marketing, Film Remains Conceptual
Executives Confirm Full Promotional Blitz for the Rumored Sequel Will Precede Any Actual Production.
Screenwriters Praise AI for Solving Hollywood's Villain Shortage
Industry Insiders Laud the Algorithm for Reducing the Need for Costly Human Antagonists, Citing Improved Efficiency in Terror Production.
Groundbreaking Report Confirms Actors with Chemistry Also Enjoy off-Screen Rapport
Decades of Anecdotal Evidence Now Backed by Definitive, Multi-Year Study of Showbiz Partnerships.
Hollywood Producers Stunned to Learn Video Games Contain Narratives
A New Report Reveals Years of Intricate Storytelling in Gaming Were Missed Due to Industry Assumptions About 'Button-Mashing' and 'Nerd Stuff.'
Study Confirms Rock Songs Make Horror Movies Effective, Studios Surprised.
Executives Express Shock at Findings, Immediately Announce New Departments for "Auditory Emotional Integration."
Casting Director Seeks Actors Who Can 'Convey Authority while Understanding Nothing'
Hollywood Industry Insiders Admit the Role of 'Senator' Is Increasingly Easy to Cast, Requiring Minimal Actual Policy Knowledge and Maximum Performative Outrage.
Hollywood Confirms Putting Popular Character in Movie Remains Lucrative
Industry Insiders Laud Groundbreaking Strategy of Leveraging Known Brands for Financial Gain, Hailing 'Recognition-Based Financial Symbiosis' as the Future.
Hollywood Luminaries Declare Keanu Reeves 'Sole Moral Compass' of Modern Cinema
Legendary Director Martin Scorsese and Actor Jonah Hill Issued a Joint Declaration Solidifying Keanu Reeves's Pivotal, Almost Spiritual, Role in Guiding the Industry's Ethical Future.
