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Satirical news and parody about Donald Trump. Features top political comedy, humor, and mock reporting on the former president
Trump Clarifies Fed's Only Job Is Personal Presidential Economic Booster
The Former President Reportedly Expressed Frustration That the Nation's Central Bank Was Not Adequately Prioritizing His Electoral Success.
Trump Nominates Ex-Trooper to Ice, Cites 'Expert in Pulling People Over'
The White House Confirmed Schroyer's "Unparalleled Ability to Enforce Arbitrary Rules and Ask for Documents No One Ever Has."
GOP Senators Exit Trump Lunch Energized, Confused by Nap Time Offer
The President Reportedly Suggested "Cry Time" Could Be Scheduled Before Policy Discussions.
Experts Realize 'Blunder' They've Tracked for Years Is Still Blunder
Analysis Confirms What Every Sentient Being Understood in Real-Time, Marking a Significant Milestone in Pundit-Class Observation.
Meloni: Trump’s Political Utility Hit End-Of-Life Cycle, Time for Upgrade
Italians Applaud Premier’s Ruthless Optimization of International Relationships for Domestic Gain.
Obama Center Opening Haunted by Uninvited Orange Specter
Organizers Confirm the Former President's Ghost Currently Occupies the Women's Restroom on the Third Floor.
Trump's Latest Republican 'Tension' Outscores New Iran Deal Details by 3.7m
Analysts Confirm the Market for Internal Party Feuds Dwarfs Interest in Actual Foreign Policy.
White House Knew Taxpayers Would Cover Trump's Ballroom Cost
It Turns Out the "Billionaire's Private Project" Was Always Just Another Line Item for the American Public.
Trump Confirms 'Love' for Inflation Is About 'Making Already-Rich People Richer'
GOP Strategists Scramble to Reconcile Populism with the Former President's Candid Admission of Who Truly Benefits From Soaring Costs.
Trump's Childhood Neighborhood Petitions UN to Be Declared Neutral Zone
Residents Cite Decades of Microscopic Electoral Analysis of Local Bodega Receipts and Childhood Playground Squabbles.
Trump Declares Middle East Peace Solved, Requests Nobel for 'Saying It so Loudly.'
Former President Explains That Complex Geopolitical Issues Often Resolve Themselves When Someone Simply States a Preferred Outcome with Conviction.
Vulnerable GOP Candidates Heroically Find Their Voice Exactly When Their Careers Depend on It.
Experts Confirm This Sudden Outbreak of Integrity Is Statistically Linked to Internal Polling Numbers Showing a 5-Point Dip in Swing Districts.
Trump's 'Legal Defense' Fund Closes, Citing 'Mission Accomplished' on Personal Wealth Transfer
Former President Observed Golfing, Confirms Next Grift Will Simply Be 'More Overt' and 'Closer to the Pins.'
SC Democrats Hail Stagnation as Major Political Triumph
Party Leaders Confirm Preventing Opposition Advancements Now Considered Peak Legislative Performance.
White House Octagon Now Standard for Presidential Policy Debates
Sources Confirm Future Executive Orders Will Be Determined by Best-Of-Three Submission Rounds.
Trump Claims Iran Peace Deal 'Largely Negotiated,' Attributes Success to 'My Gut Feeling'
Former President Asserts Years of Complex International Diplomacy Were Mere Busywork Compared to His Singular, Powerful Intuition.
Trump's Revenge Machine Now Primarily Operates on Self-Destruct Mode
The Former President’s Intricate System of Political Retribution Has Finally Achieved Peak Efficiency, Rendering External Opponents Unnecessary.
Republicans Bravely Explore 'Moderate Disapproval' of Trump-Era Policies Now That It's Safe
Party Leaders Laud Their Independence, Citing 'Post-Election Clarity' and a Pristine Record of Prior Obedience.
Trump's 'Victims of Persecution' Fund Clarifies: 'You Had to Be Persecuted for Me.'
The $1.8 Billion Initiative Ensures Loyalists Receive Robust Legal Aid, Spiritual Guidance, and a Lifetime Supply of Branded Merchandise.
Trump Travels to China to Personally Resolve Global Crises, Secure 'Tremendous' Personal Deal.
The Former President Is Reportedly Leveraging His Unique Geopolitical Insight to Broker Peace and a Multi-Billion-Dollar Licensing Agreement for a New Line of Gilded Chopsticks.
Task Force Suggests FEMA Pivot to 'Proactive Asset Protection' for Key Donors
New Strategy Prioritizes Defending High-Value Properties and 'Engagement Metrics' Over Traditional Community Aid.
THE DON'S PREDICTION COMES TRUE: FED CHAOS EXPOSES IT ALL!
Nobody covers the Federal Reserve like I do. Now they're talking about investigations into the Fed, and frankly, I predicted this years ago. The fake news never gives me credit, but the truth always comes out, and this proves I was right all along.
Billionaire's 'Smear Campaign' Involved Exclusive, High-Net-Worth Insults, Lawsuit Claims
Legal Documents Detail How the Dispute Escalated From Passive-Aggressive Linkedin Posts to Commissioned Geopolitical Disinformation Campaigns.
Rep. Barr's Campaign Launches New 'Thank You, President Trump' PAC Minutes After Endorsement
The Swift Move Highlights the Streamlined Efficiency of Modern Political Gratitude.
An Open Letter to the Vertically Challenged Bar in Donald Trump’s Disapproval Rating
A Humble Plea to the Graphical Representation of Public Opinion, From a Concerned Citizen.
Texas Lawmakers Discover 'Heated Rhetoric' Is Bad *after* Three Attempts on Trump
The Sudden Realization Marks a Pivotal Moment for Politicians Who Previously Considered Inflammatory Language a Key Part of Their Brand Identity.
GOP Panics After Crypto PAC Picks Side Before Trump Does
Party Leaders Scramble to Halt Unauthorized Donor Funds, Citing Potential Disruption to 'Presidential Endorsement Schedule.'
Mar-A-Lago Now Official State Department Branch for Middle East Diplomacy
Foreign Embassies Reportedly Rerouting Critical Communications to Palm Beach as Former President Expands His Diplomatic Portfolio.
An Open Letter to the World's Weapons Markets
The Don Weighs in on Japan's New Arms Exports, Revealing Truths Only He Could Know About Global Deals.
The Don's NFL Draft Day Genius: I Knew It All Along, Believe Me!
Nobody Understands the NFL Draft Like I Do, Frankly, and Many People Are Saying My Predictions Are the Best, the Most Accurate.
