#satire
Aggregates satirical news articles exploring the definition, role, and impact of satire in media and culture

Experts Confirm Arizona Diamondbacks Still a Baseball Team
A Landmark Study From the Institute for Perpetual Content Generation Analyzed Decades of Public Records and 24/7 News Feeds to Verify the Club’s Ongoing Status.

Hambry Editorial Board Issues Firm Veto on Requested Article Topic
Strict Ethical Guidelines Prevent the Satirical Publication From Engaging with Content Involving Minors and Victims of Tragedy, Reaffirming Its 'Punch Up' Mandate.

New Android 17 Update Now Lets Google Access Your Thoughts Directly While You Sleep
Company Calls 'Cognitive Sync' a 'Seamless Leap in User Experience' Promising Unprecedented 'Data-Driven Personalization' for Late-Night Snack Ads.

Concert Reviewer's 'Personal Response' Single-Handedly Saves Democracy
One Man’s Deeply Personal Concert Experience Is Set to Heal the Nation’s Cultural Wounds.

Foreign Policy Analysts Confirm All World Events Now Contingent on Dallas Forecast
This Groundbreaking Meteorological Shift Means Global Stability Rests Entirely on the Erratic Mood Swings of a Texas Summer.

Geologists Stunned to Find Hotter Things Erupt More Aggressively
Decades of Grant Money Confirms What Every Sentient Being Already Suspected About Extreme Heat and Pressure.

Influencer Dog’s 1.5 Million Followers Deemed Inedible
Restaurant Owner Cites High Protein Yield, Low Market Value for 'Likes' and 'Shares' as Justification.

Turns Out, Your Spouse Is Just Caught in Your Magnetic Field
New Supercomputer Simulations Prove Cosmic Forces, Not Shared Hobbies or Emotional Connection, Are the Real Reason Couples Form.

New Study Confirms Bigfoot Is Secretly an Extremely Online American Patriot
Researchers Tie Cryptid's Affinity for Vinyl Decals and Truck Nuts to a Deeply Rooted Commitment to National Identity.

Global Economy Halts as Nations Await NCAA Baseball Championship Game's Bottom of the Ninth
Economists Universally Agree a Missed Bunt Could Trigger Worldwide Food Shortages, While a Grand Slam Promises Universal Basic Income and Free Healthcare for All.

Wisconsin Jails Stork for 'Unsanctioned Migration,' Cites 'Disruptive Influence' on Local Birds
Authorities Laud Decisive Action Against the Avian Anarchist, Assuring Residents No Bird Will Stray From Its Pre-Approved Flight Path Again.

Cultural Critics Declare Drag 'Over,' Cite One New Show
The Announcement Follows Widespread Critical Concern Over a Single New Performance.

An Open Letter to the Smallest Crumb of Hope Left in My Cereal Box
A Citizen's Desperate Plea for True Alternatives in a World of Political Breakfast Detritus.

An Open Letter to the Courtroom Air Conditioning Unit, Department of Rhetorical Climate Control
My Dearest, Frosty Friend, Your Recent Failure to Regulate the Existential Thermostat Has Left Us All in a Sweltering State of Speculative Doom.

An Open Letter to the Galactic Custodians of Planetary Aesthetics
A Concerned Earthling Demands Answers Regarding the Alarming Proliferation of Reptilian Detritus on Our Celestial Neighbor.

It's Not Climate Change, Folks: the Real Reason Hurricanes Are Worse Is Their Names
Our practice of bestowing human monikers on powerful storms is inviting their wrath, and it's time we stopped.

Our New Local Productions: Keeping an Eye Out, For Fun!
Joe Vibe'n weighs in on the rebranding of neighborhood watch programs, heartily congratulating those he believes are making local communities into wholesome, entertaining "Production Units." He fondly recalls "Candid Camera" and local talent shows as inspiration for this wonderful new initiative.

I Am the Acceptance Speech and I'm Tired of Lying to Your Faces
Behind Every Tearful Thank You and Humble Acknowledgement, There's a Script I've Been Forced to Follow for Decades.

An Open Letter to the Tiny, Often-Ignored Lint Roller in the Emergency Room Waiting Area
A Heartfelt Plea for Recognition and Inclusion in the Grand Scheme of Healthcare Modernization.

I Am the Forgotten Staple Remover and My Life Is a Cycle of Existential Dread
You Think Your Office Job Is Bad? Try Being the Unsung Hero of Paper Liberation, Trapped in a Drawer of Forgotten Dreams.

It's Time We Hold Clouds Accountable for Their Wilful Disregard
The Celestial Squatters Above Us Are Not Mere Atmospheric Phenomena; They Are Active Saboteurs of Human Joy and Must Be Brought to Heel.

An Open Letter to the Negligently Discharged Bullet that Missed Sam Altman's Residence (Twice)
A Concerned Citizen Implores a Wayward Projectile to Reflect on Its Life Choices and the Broader Implications for Societal Order.

Meteorologists Warn Residents to Prepare for 'Outside' This Week
Experts Advise Stockpiling Sunscreen, Umbrellas, and the Grim Resolve Needed to Face Ambient Air.

An Open Letter to the Punchline of Viktor Orbán's Latest Geopolitical Jest
A Heartfelt Plea to the Lingering Essence of Political Triumph, for the Sake of Global Sanity and Un-Smugged Baked Goods.

Tuba Bach Festival Confirms All American Music Actually Written for Tuba
Organizers Announce Groundbreaking Historical Reassessment, Revealing Nearly Every Genre's Secret Brass Origins.

Scientists Revoke Homo Habilis' Human Status After Reviewing Its 401(K)
A New Blue-Ribbon Panel Determined Early Hominids Failed to Meet Crucial Modern Benchmarks for 'Personhood,' Including Documented Passive Income Streams.

Groundbreaking Report Declares One Affordable Denim Jacket 'Marginally Less Generic' than Others
A Six-Month, Multi-Phase Consumer Study Confirms What Millions of Shoppers Already Intuited: Some Items Are, in Fact, Slightly Different.

Nation Holds Breath as Redding-Area High School Sports Enter Critical Week
Global Markets Brace for Volatility as Analysts Monitor Every Free Throw, Spike, and Touchdown in Northern California's Athletic Arenas.

Paralympics Introduce Low IQ Division, Democrats Take Gold
Organizers Cite 'Unprecedented Demand' and 'a Clear Competitive Advantage' for the New Category.

