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Texas Legislature Designates 'Theatrical Grandstanding' as Official State Business
New Mandate Ensures All Bills Prioritize Public Performance and Outrage Metrics Over Policy Specifics.
Texas to Regulate Exotic Animal Parks, Adds 'Freedom Waiver' Loophole
New Legislation Aims to Address Public Outcry while Ensuring the State's Robust Exotic Animal Entertainment Industry Remains Unfettered.
Texas Codifies 'Audibly Proud' into Law, Citing State Heritage
The "Audible Heritage Protection Act" Enshrines the Right to Boisterous Self-Expression, Elevating Noise to a Protected Civil Liberty.
