Ants Demand Royalties From Human Carbon Capture Efforts
Tiny arthropods claim intellectual property rights over atmospheric CO2 sequestration technology.
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Scientists Discover Bacterial 'Kill Switch,' Immediately Begin Patenting It For Optimal Profit
Researchers confirm the revolutionary breakthrough could eliminate superbugs, but only after they've secured exclusive global licensing rights.
Paramount Acquires Warner Bros. Discovery for 'Sentimental Value,' Citing 'Critical Need for More IP to Not Stream'
Industry analysts baffled as Ellison father-son duo admit deal was primarily to 'collect all the Pokémon' of media franchises.
Media Conglomerate Announces 'Synergy-Driven Creative Destruction' Initiative for Beloved Franchises
Sources indicate a new corporate strategy aims to 'optimize IP for maximum divisiveness and subsequent reboots.'
