Local Couple Blindsided By Unexpected Firefighter Influx After Converting Station Into 'Dream Home'
New homeowners reportedly 'perplexed' by 3 AM siren drills and constant requests for 'the big hose.'
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Local Man's Bid for 'Most Depressing Monday' Award Ends in Tragic Five-Way Tie
Authorities confirm suspect's posthumous inclusion ensures maximum statistical impact for regional misery index.
Local Charity Receives 'Generous' Donation of Unexploded Ordnance, Praises Donor's 'Unconventional Philanthropy'
Officials commend the spirit of giving, despite the immediate need for a bomb disposal unit and a new sorting facility.
