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Satirical news on scientific research. Explore humor and absurdities in studies and discoveries from the scientific community

Global Weather Report Confirms Tomorrow's Weather Will Occur
Experts Advise Citizens to Brace for the Unpredictable Certainty of Atmospheric Conditions.

Decade-long gravity study concludes after scientist opens universe's answer envelope
After ten years of meticulous research, a leading physicist admitted his findings made no sense until a sealed document provided the final piece of the puzzle.

New Metabolomics Breakthrough Confirms Bodies Mostly Caffeine, Regret
Researchers Announce that Advanced Data Analysis Tools Have Yielded Profoundly Obvious Insights into the Average Human Metabolic State.

New Study Confirms Different Places Experience Different Weather
Researchers Suggest Further Investigation into Whether Water Is, in Fact, Wet.

New Hydrogel Perfectly Replicates Flexibility of Politician's Core Values
Scientists Achieve Ultimate Material that Can Hold Any Shape, Then Effortlessly Conform to Market Pressures or Public Opinion Shifts.

AI-Powered Art Scans Confirm Masterpieces Mostly Just Paint on Stretched Fabric
International Team of Researchers Hails Breakthrough for Confirming the Obvious.

