#congress
Satirical news on Congress: a collection of humorous articles covering US politicians, legislation, and Capitol Hill current events
ITI Praises Congress for "Monumental Progress" in "Considering Options" for Nation's Deteriorating Power Grid
The Information Technology Industry Council Today Applauded Lawmakers for Moving the Nation's Energy Infrastructure From 'Actively Ignored' to 'Vaguely Contemplated' Status, Citing Historic Strides in Committee-Level Discussions.
Congress Forms Panel to Study Implications of “wiping Out Entire Civilization”
Lawmakers Express a Desire for “more Data” Before Committing to a Definitive Stance on the Practice.
Congress mandates all new legislation be named by 'Oracle' AI
The move is intended to streamline the legislative process and eliminate "subjective human bias" from official titles.
Congress: Prove You Exist.
Lawmakers Reconvene to Tackle a Critical New Bill, Completely Overlooking a Looming DHS Shutdown.
Travel Industry Begs Congress to Stop Actively Worsening Air Travel
A Major Travel Association Has Issued an Unprecedented Plea for Lawmakers to Consider Simply Not Making Things Worse.
Congress Makes Bald Eagle National Bird, Retroactively Formalizing 240-Year Verbal Agreement
After Centuries of Informal Cultural Adoption, the Iconic Raptor Has Finally Secured Its Long-Overdue Official Designation, Ending What Many Experts Called 'a Perilous Symbolic Ambiguity.'
Nation's Drivers to Receive 48-Hour Gas Tax Reprieve for 'Awareness Week'
Bipartisan Bill Offers Motorists an Average Savings of 3-7 Cents per Gallon to Combat Global Instability.
Lawmakers Discover Primary Prediction Market Threat Is Their Own Ethical Integrity
Congress Scrambles to Draft Legislation After Realizing New Speculative Platforms Could Directly Expose Its Operational Model.
TMZ Launches 'Bipartisan Bikini Beat,' Tracking Vacationing Lawmakers' Poolside Policy
The Celebrity Gossip Outlet’s New Vertical Promises Candid Glimpses into the Legislative Process, from Beachfront Resorts to Luxury Ski Chalets.
Capitals' Strome Hailed 'Cultural Catalyst' After Shootout, Sparking National Reassessment of Human Potential
His Shootout Performance against the Vegas Golden Knights Triggered an Emergency Re-Evaluation of Societal Values and the Very Definition of Excellence.
