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Satirical news about Virginia. Aggregates humorous articles, parodies, and mock reporting on the state's events, politics, and culture.

FBI Confirms Cannabis Still 'Very, Very Illegal' If Federal Agents Are Involved
Agency Reasserts Its Right to Surprise-Inspect Any Plant-Based Enterprise, Regardless of State Law or Economic Benefit.
Virginia Mapmakers Guarantee Future Electoral Outcomes, Ensure Voter Compliance
The Groundbreaking Redistricting Effort Is Expected to Streamline Democratic Processes and Eliminate the Unpredictable Element of Free Will.
Analysts Confirm Charlottesville Visit 'Visibly Transpired'
After 72 Hours of Intense Scrutiny, Researchers Present Irrefutable Evidence of the Event's Occurrence.
Virginia Joins 40Th Multi-State Lawsuit to Maintain Electoral Grievance Pipeline
The Latest Legal Action Ensures a Robust Flow of Partisan Debate and Continued Donor Engagement Ahead of Upcoming Electoral Cycles.

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