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Foreign Policy Analysts Confirm All World Events Now Contingent on Dallas Forecast
This Groundbreaking Meteorological Shift Means Global Stability Rests Entirely on the Erratic Mood Swings of a Texas Summer.
Texas Redefines Exotic Animal Welfare as 'Self-Regulating Market Opportunity.'
Texas Officials Announce that the Welfare of Non-Native Species in for-Profit Parks Will Now Be Primarily Governed by Market Forces.

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Foreign Policy Analysts Confirm All World Events Now Contingent on Dallas Forecast

Texas Redefines Exotic Animal Welfare as 'Self-Regulating Market Opportunity.'

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