#super mario galaxy movie
Aggregates satirical news, humor, and fake reports about a potential Super Mario Galaxy movie.
Studio Apologizes for Brief Theatrical Window, Promises Instant Streaming Next Time.
Citing "Unprecedented Fan-Readiness Metrics," Executives Confirmed the Super Mario Galaxy Movie Was Launched Early to Streaming to Prevent Widespread Ennui.
Wicked's Woes: How Super Mario Galaxy Became the Unlikely King of the Cosmic Box Office
Move Over, Green Witch; the Plumber in Red Is Collecting Coins and Crushing Records on a Galactic Scale, Leaving Musicals in the Stardust.
Hollywood Officially Abandons Original Ideas After 'Mario Galaxy' Record
Major Studios Confirm Shift to 100% Pre-Existing Intellectual Property, Citing 'Unnecessary Risk' of Novelty.
Hollywood Confirms Putting Popular Character in Movie Remains Lucrative
Industry Insiders Laud Groundbreaking Strategy of Leveraging Known Brands for Financial Gain, Hailing 'Recognition-Based Financial Symbiosis' as the Future.
Hollywood to Only Adapt Pre-Existing IPs After 'Super Mario Galaxy' Success
A Seismic Shift in Content Strategy Will See Studios Focus Entirely on Adapting Familiar Brands, Memes, and Even Collective Unconscious Thoughts.
Hollywood Declares Original Ideas Financially Irresponsible
Following 'Super Mario Galaxy Movie's' Overwhelming Box Office Dominance, Major Studios Confirm a Definitive Shift Away from Unproven Narratives.
'Super Mario Galaxy Movie' Proves Original Thought No Longer Needed
The Entertainment Industry, Flush with Cash, Pivots Entirely to Adapting Obscure Video Game Loading Screens.
Audiences Once Again Demonstrate Preference for Known Intellectual Property
Studio Executives Report Shock, Relief After Discovering Familiarity Reliably Generates Billions.
