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Shelters Commend Nation for Impressive 'Voice for Animals' Day, Await Physical Adoptions
Animal Welfare Organizations Report a Record Number of Impassioned Social Media Posts, but Still Have Full Kennels.
Shelter: Pets Remain Animals Even After Their 'Viral Moment' Expires
A New Directive Clarifies That Animals Possess Independent Needs and Do Not Despawn After Their Fifteen Minutes of Internet Fame.
Dallas Animal Services Asks Dogs to ‘Self-Manage’ Stress, Overcrowding
Officials Suggest Canine Residents Explore Mindfulness Techniques and 'Find Their Own Forever Homes' outside of City Facilities.
Scheels Now Selling Puppies as 'Premium Lifestyle Accessories.'
The Massive Sporting Goods Retailer Announced Pets Will Be Merchandised Alongside High-End Kayaks and Designer Athleisure Wear.

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