#human rights
Explores human rights through satirical news articles. Features humorous takes and parody on global human rights issues
US Grants Iranian Soccer Visas, Confirms Human Rights Are Negotiable When TV Money Calls
Administration Officials Confirm the White House's Commitment to Prioritizing Global Entertainment Over Any Bothersome Ethical Entanglements.
"Project Freedom" Greenlit After Price Met, US Confirms
Global Democracy Initiative Resumes After Key Financial Partner Releases Funds.
FIFA Praises Iran's 'Robust' World Cup Plans, Overlooks 'Minor' Fan Access Issues
The Global Football Organization Expressed Satisfaction with Proposed Facility Upgrades, Subtly Sidestepping Inquiries About Women's Attendance or Basic Human Rights.
Flotilla Activists Furious After Being Denied Basic Zoological Enrichment
Members of Gaza-Bound Vessel Claim Detention Standards Fell Below Those for Laboratory Animals, Demanding Revised International Protocols.
Nation Clarifies 'Extremist' Now Includes Basic Historical Accuracy
New Legal Definition Streamlines Dissent, Ensures All Inconvenient Truths Are Properly Categorized Alongside Actual Threats.
US Demands Cuba Include Exit Surveys in Prisoner Release Program
The State Department Insists on 'Post-Carceration Feedback' to Ensure Compliance with Human Rights Benchmarks.
UN Committee Announces Groundbreaking Discovery: Chattel Slavery Was Actually Pretty Bad
After Centuries of Careful Deliberation, International Body Confirms Centuries-Long Practice Had 'Net Negative Outcome' for Enslaved Population.
