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Satirical news about digital assets, cryptocurrencies, NFTs, and blockchain. Aggregates parody articles on virtual finance

I Am $0.1348 and My Life Is a Constant Existential Crisis
A Fractional Sum, I Am the Perpetually Unspendable Promise of Wealth, Clinging to Existence One Algorithm at a Time.
China’s New AI ‘Digital Incentives’ Are Definitely Not Crypto Tokens
Beijing Asserts Its Groundbreaking 'Value Units' Bear No Resemblance to the Volatile, Speculative Assets They Superficially Imitate.
Crypto Industry Ends 'Brief Mental Health Break' from D.C. Lobbying Efforts
Digital Asset PACs Reaffirm Their Dedication to Ensuring Regulatory Frameworks Benefit Existing Stakeholders Above All Else.

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