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Satirical news on algorithmic trading. This page aggregates articles lampooning high-frequency trading, AI finance, and market automation

B2broker's 'Ai Core' Now Features a Very Advanced 'If-Then' Statement
Executives Confirm the New System's Key Innovation Involves Faster Processing of Extremely Basic Conditional Logic.
Meteorologist Declares 3-Day 'Atmospheric Micro-Downturn,' Market Shudders
Wall Street Algorithms Triggered by Chief Meteorologist's Forecast of "Partially Sunny with a Chance of Mild Inconvenience."
Goldman Confirms Market Now Just Algorithms Trading Amongst Themselves
A Recent Report from the Investment Bank Indicates that Human Participation Is Increasingly Becoming a "Sentimental Variable" Rather than a Driving Force.
New Report Confirms Market Finally Run Entirely by Machines Talking to Machines
Financial Firms Praise Unprecedented Efficiency as Human Traders Relegated to Monitoring Animated Stock Charts.

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