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Federal Committee Dedicates $40m to Define 'That Stuff in the Middle Aisles'
A Newly Funded Initiative Aims to Untangle the Complex Legal and Philosophical Distinctions Between Sustenance and Shelf-Stable Engineering.
Federal Task Force to 'Strategically Integrate' Flesh-Eating Fly into Economy
The Interagency Panel Announced Initiatives to Explore "Synergistic Opportunities" Presented by the Incoming Screwworm Infestation.
USDA Greenlights Faster Slaughter Lines, Citing ‘Optimized Casualty Rate’
The USDA Says the Minimal Rise in Contamination and Worker Injuries Is an Acceptable Trade-off for Enhanced Corporate Profit Margins.
