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2 satirical articles about surgical technology on Hambry. Updated live.
The Agency Hailed the New Varicose Vein Technology as a Paradigm Shift, Potentially Allowing Patients to Undergo Procedures Without the Historical Expectation of Gratuitous Agony.
The Revolutionary New System Provides Never-before-Seen Data on Exactly where All that Eyeball Juice Is Going.
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