#startup funding
Aggregating satirical news articles on startup funding, venture capital, tech valuations, and hilarious industry trends
Study Confirms Female Founders Must Humble-Brag Harder on Linkedin or Risk Poverty
Venture Capitalists Say They Simply Can't Tell You're a Visionary If You're Not Posting Daily 'Thought Leadership' About Your Personal Growth Journey.
EV Truck Startup Raises $650M to Perpetually Be 'Just Two Years Out'
The Company Assures Investors Its 'Mid-$20,000S' Vehicle Will Definitely Be Available by the Time Inflation Hits Mars.
Silicon Valley to Require Celebrity Co-Founders for All New Startups
The Mandate Aims to Accelerate "Cultural Synergy" and "Authenticity Metrics" in an Increasingly Competitive Funding Landscape.
Tiger Global Declares Any Food with an App Is Now 'Deep Tech' After $300M Bagel Deal
The Venture Capital Giant Says PopUp Bagels’ ‘Hyper-Localized, Limited-Batch Scarcity Model’ Positions It for Global Breakfast Disruption.
A16z-Backed Startup ‘Speedruns’ Sun, Promises Optimized Photon Delivery by Q4
Lumina Nova Aims to 'Disrupt' the Multi-Billion-Year-Old Star System, Leveraging AI and 'Proprietary Orbital Mechanics' for Global Light Efficiency.
