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Jewish News Site Declares 'the Bear' a 'Seminal Work of Jewish-American Culinary Angst'
Editors Confirm Star Wars Is Also Now "Jewish Space Opera," Citing the Long-Suffering Nature of the Rebel Alliance.
Disney Discovers Horror, Will Integrate Into All Future Star Wars Content.
The Company Hopes to Capitalize on the Lucrative "Existential Dread" Demographic Previously Ignored by Galactic Civil Wars and Planet-Destroying Superweapons.
Star Wars Finally Remembers Where the Magic Lives
In a Bold Move, Lucasfilm Signals a Return to Cinematic Excellence, Proving TV Is a Mere Distraction.
Expert Panel Convenes to Dissect Hamill Offspring's Film Preferences
The Unprecedented Revelation that Three Adult Children Possess Individual Tastes Sends Shockwaves through Celebrity Media Ecosystems.
