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Curated satirical news about road safety. Finds humor in traffic laws, driver habits, and the quest for safer roads
I Am Highway Safety and Nobody Cares Until It's Too Late
A Long-Suffering Entity Laments Its Thankless Job and the Chaotic Humans It Endeavors to Protect.
I Am a Traffic Cone and I'm Judging Your Driving
You Think You're Alone on the Road? Think Again. Every Swerve, Every Impatient Honk, Every Ignored Warning Sign Is Etched into My Very Plastic Soul.
Tesla FSD V14.3 Update Finally Learns to Not Hit Things
New 'Don't Hit That' Subroutine Lauded as Major Breakthrough for 21St-Century Vehicles.
I Am a Traffic Cone and I'm Judging Your Driving.
You Think You're Alone on the Highway? Think Again. We Orange Sentinels See Everything.
AI Vehicles Now Automatically Dispatch First Responders to Address "Unexpected Human Behavior"
The Latest Safety Feature from Autonomous Driving Companies Promises to Proactively Manage the Unpredictable Elements of Public Roadways.
