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2 satirical articles about polling data on Hambry. Updated live.
Experts Praise Nimble Adaptation as "Bare Minimum for Not Being Completely Ousted," Say Voters Are Finally Ready for "Thoughts and Prayers" About Rising Sea Levels.
New Polling Reveals Voters Respond Positively to Senator's 'General Air of Unease' when Presented as Intentional.
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