#political fundraising
Satirical news and humor about political fundraising. Features articles lampooning campaign finance, donations, and money in politics

Trump's 'Legal Defense' Fund Closes, Citing 'Mission Accomplished' on Personal Wealth Transfer
Former President Observed Golfing, Confirms Next Grift Will Simply Be 'More Overt' and 'Closer to the Pins.'

Trump's 'Victims of Persecution' Fund Clarifies: 'You Had to Be Persecuted for Me.'
The $1.8 Billion Initiative Ensures Loyalists Receive Robust Legal Aid, Spiritual Guidance, and a Lifetime Supply of Branded Merchandise.

GOP Candidates Told to 'Appear Fiscally Lean' as Super Pacs Amass $600m.
Republican Strategists Confirm the Party's Powerful Outside Groups Are Intentionally Cultivating the Optics of Candidate Financial Struggles.

Trump unveils 'Truth & Justice Premium' tier, offers bespoke legal updates.
Subscribers to the exclusive new service will receive real-time, personalized legal strategy insights and 'bespoke' email chains.

Politician Banks $144K to Battle 'Existential Threat of Apathy'
Councilman Gregory Thompson Declares Unprecedented Success in Preparing for an Opponent Who Has yet to Materialize, and Likely Never Will.

