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3 satirical articles about plastic waste on Hambry. Updated live.
I Am a Discarded Water Bottle and I Judge Every Single One of You
From the Curb, I Witness the Triumphs, Failures, and Questionable Footwear Choices of Humanity at Your 'Fun' Runs.
I Am the Little Plastic Pizza Table and Your Unsung Heroism Is My Eternal Damnation
A Plastic Sentinel Breaks Its Silence, Revealing the Existential Dread of Being Perpetually Discarded.
McDonald's Introduces 'Collectible' Happy Meal Toys Scientifically Engineered for Maximum Disposability
The Fast-Food Giant Confirms Its Latest Plastic Figures Are Optimized for an Average Child's Attention Span of 4.7 Minutes before Becoming Inert Clutter.
