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Aggregates satirical news articles lampooning the absurdities and joys of pet ownership. From pampered pets to human-animal bonds

13 Unmistakable Signs You're Too Invested in Your Pet's Life
If You've Ever Considered Hiring a Life Coach for Your Hamster, This List Might Hit a Little Too Close to Home.
7 Signs Your Pet Has Its Own Social Calendar (And You're Just the Driver)
We all adore our furry family members, but at what point does their comfort eclipse your entire existence?
Queen Creek Redefines Pet Ownership as 'Probationary Cohabitation'
Town Officials Announce Sweeping New Animal Regulations, Including Quarterly Psychological Evaluations for Hamsters.
An Open Letter to the Insatiable Human Craving for 'Novelty' in Pet Ownership
A Concerned Citizen Pleads with an Abstract Concept to Cease Its Dangerous Influence on the Global Wildlife Trade.
I Am the Bird Swing and I'm Being Loved to Death
You Think a Bird's Life Is Tough? Try Being the Beloved, yet Constantly Dismembered, Centerpiece of Their Cage.

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