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Astronauts Return Speechless, Struggle to Articulate Lunar Flyby Experience
NASA Officials Confirm Crew Is "Experiencing Acute Eloquence Deficits" and Have Been Cleared for Non-Verbal Communications Only.
Nasa Sets Record Just to Find Nothing
Artemis II Crew Successfully Wastes Taxpayer Money Proving the Moon Is Still Exactly where We Left It.
NASA's Lunar Landing Strategy: Wait for a Rich Guy to Feel Like It.
Following Artemis II Success, Agency Confirms Future Lunar Missions Hinge on Billionaire Competitive Urges, Personal Schedules.
NASA Hails Artemis II Mission as Historic Ten-Day Commute
The Multi-Billion Dollar Capsule and Its Highly Trained Occupants Successfully Completed Their Pre-Planned Trip Around the Moon, Achieving All Previously Announced Objectives of Not Exploding.
NASA Successfully Returns Capsule to Earth, where People Already Live
After Billions of Dollars, the Highly Anticipated Space Capsule Achieved a Successful Return to the Planet It Departed From.
Local News Integrates Artemis Ii Re-Entry into 14-Day Dfw Forecast
Dallas-Fort Worth Residents Advised to Anticipate Potential "Celestial Precipitation" Alongside Customary Spring Allergens.
NASA Defends Continued Use of Human Divers for 'Wet Space Rock' Retrieval
Agency Cites Irreplaceable "Human Touch" in a Process Widely Considered Automatable by Offshore Wind Farm Maintenance Crews.
Artemis Crew Returns, Confirms Moon Not Viable for Affordable Housing.
A "Historic" Mission Concludes without Discovering Any Celestial Solutions for Earth's Persistent Socioeconomic Challenges.
NASA Designates Battery Ejection Spring as Artemis's Primary Existential Threat
The Agency Confirms Billions Have Been Reallocated to Study the 'Unfathomable Kinetic Energy' of Seemingly Innocuous Compression Devices.
NASA Unveils 'Dedicated Space IT Support' for Moon Missions
The Agency Acknowledges that Humanity's Farthest Reach into Space Will Inevitably Include Calls About Forgotten Passwords and 'Unplugging It and Plugging It Back In.'
Trillion-Dollar Moon Mission Hinges Entirely on Whether Big Cloud Floats Away
NASA Confirms Next Crewed Lunar Flight, Artemis II, Remains Fully Beholden to Basic Atmospheric Conditions, despite Advanced Propulsion and Guidance Systems.
NASA: Artemis II Launch on April 1 Is Serious, Not Agency's Biggest Joke
Agency Officials Are Reportedly Exhausted from Pre-Emptively Denying a Prank Involving Four Astronauts and Billions in Taxpayer Dollars.
NASA Asks Sun to Please Hold off on Flares for Artemis II Launch
A Newly Formed Interstellar Courtesy Office Initiates "Project Helios Harmony" to Request Better Behavior from Our Primary Star.
Legged Robots to Finally Bring Space Exploration up to Venture Capital Speed
Agency Officials Admit Current Planetary Missions Are Simply Too Leisurely for Modern Investor Expectations.
NASA Confirms Artemis II's Primary Zero-G Indicator Will Be Plushie Designed by Second Grader
The 'Rise' Plushie, Depicting a Baseball Cap-Wearing Astronaut, Is Touted for Its Unparalleled Sensitivity in Detecting Microgravity.
NASA Greenlights April 1 Artemis II Launch, Promises It's 'a Serious Endeavor.'
NASA Insists the Multi-Billion-Dollar Lunar Test Flight Is 'Absolutely 100% Serious' despite Its Launch Date.
Artemis 2 Astronauts Arrive at KSC, Immediately Begin Five-Day Quest for Decent Wi-Fi
Crew's Top Priority Shifts from Mission Protocols to Stable Internet Ahead of Lunar Orbit.