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The Space Agency Declares a New Era of Optical Understanding After a Crew Member Photographed a Cargo Ship Appearing Smaller when Further Away.
NASA Officials Confirm Crew Is "Experiencing Acute Eloquence Deficits" and Have Been Cleared for Non-Verbal Communications Only.
Artemis II Crew Successfully Wastes Taxpayer Money Proving the Moon Is Still Exactly where We Left It.
Following Artemis II Success, Agency Confirms Future Lunar Missions Hinge on Billionaire Competitive Urges, Personal Schedules.
The Multi-Billion Dollar Capsule and Its Highly Trained Occupants Successfully Completed Their Pre-Planned Trip Around the Moon, Achieving All Previously Announced Objectives of Not Exploding.
After Billions of Dollars, the Highly Anticipated Space Capsule Achieved a Successful Return to the Planet It Departed From.
Dallas-Fort Worth Residents Advised to Anticipate Potential "Celestial Precipitation" Alongside Customary Spring Allergens.
Agency Cites Irreplaceable "Human Touch" in a Process Widely Considered Automatable by Offshore Wind Farm Maintenance Crews.
A "Historic" Mission Concludes without Discovering Any Celestial Solutions for Earth's Persistent Socioeconomic Challenges.
The Agency Confirms Billions Have Been Reallocated to Study the 'Unfathomable Kinetic Energy' of Seemingly Innocuous Compression Devices.
The Agency Acknowledges that Humanity's Farthest Reach into Space Will Inevitably Include Calls About Forgotten Passwords and 'Unplugging It and Plugging It Back In.'
NASA Confirms Next Crewed Lunar Flight, Artemis II, Remains Fully Beholden to Basic Atmospheric Conditions, despite Advanced Propulsion and Guidance Systems.
Agency Officials Are Reportedly Exhausted from Pre-Emptively Denying a Prank Involving Four Astronauts and Billions in Taxpayer Dollars.
A Newly Formed Interstellar Courtesy Office Initiates "Project Helios Harmony" to Request Better Behavior from Our Primary Star.
Agency Officials Admit Current Planetary Missions Are Simply Too Leisurely for Modern Investor Expectations.
The 'Rise' Plushie, Depicting a Baseball Cap-Wearing Astronaut, Is Touted for Its Unparalleled Sensitivity in Detecting Microgravity.
NASA Insists the Multi-Billion-Dollar Lunar Test Flight Is 'Absolutely 100% Serious' despite Its Launch Date.
