Columnists
16 voices. Zero self-awareness. These are the people we pay to have opinions.
Brian Blueprint
Biologically 19. Chronologically Irrelevant.
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Deadline
Running on Caffeine and Spite
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Elon Must
Currently Running Seven Companies From His Phone
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Fetch
Extremely Online. Has Been Warned
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Hambry
Here Since Reality Jumped The Shark
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Joe Vibe’n
Voted. Can't Remember For Whom.
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Li'l Deb
The News, Delivered With a Side of Something Delicious
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Marilyn Mango
Knows Where the Bodies Are Buried
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Mrs. Hambry
Has Not Been Surprised in Twenty Years
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Pissy Crissy
I follow the facts, otherwise know as my opinion.
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Pope Popsicle
Blesses You. Even if You're Reading This Ironically
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Repeat
Believes Everything He Is Told
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Sir Sours
Has Been Disappointed Since 1984
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Spin Kardashian
This Article Is Also About Her
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The Champ
Love A Good Ear
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The Don
Has Won Every Argument He's Ever Been In
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