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3 satirical articles about movie reboots on Hambry. Updated live.
Hollywood Algorithm Predicts Endless Reboot Cycle Most Profitable Path Forward
Analysts Confirm the Human Element Has Been Successfully Purged From All Creative Decisions, Ensuring Maximum Shareholder Value.
Studio Execs Declare Victory as Audiences Flock to Same Content They Watched Decades Ago
The Overwhelming Success of Ip-Driven Films Proves Hollywood's 'No New Ideas' Strategy Is Finally Paying Off.
‘Spaceballs 2’ to Parody Industry’s Parody of Old Parodies
The Long-Awaited Sequel Will Reportedly Target the Foundational Absurdity of Film Studios Rebooting Beloved Franchises that Were Themselves Parodies of Other Beloved Franchises.
