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Nation's Hopes Now Ride Solely on Byron Buxton's Next At-Bat
Analysts Confirm the Precarious Balance of Civilization Hinges on the Slugger's Ability to Replicate Tuesday's Two-Homer Performance Against the Marlins.
Struggling MLB Teams Confirm Plan: 'Hope for the Best'
San Francisco Giants and San Diego Padres Are Banking on Intangible Atmospheric Shifts to Reverse Their Consistent Underperformance This Week.
Rangers' bullpen now 85% comprised of human replacement parts
The team confirmed its rotational churn is a critical part of its "sustainable biomass management" strategy.
Cubs Hail Pitcher's Injury as 'Valuable Roster Flexibility Opportunity'
The Chicago Cubs Announced Monday that Pitcher Matthew Boyd Has Been Placed on the 15-Day Injured List, a Move Team Management Lauded as an Unforeseen but Beneficial 'Player Asset Re-Optimization' Event.
Nationals to Attempt 'Getting Back on Track' for 14Th Time This Season
The Struggling D.C. Ballclub Will Once Again Enter a Pivotal Contest with Renewed Vigor and the Statistically Improbable Goal of Breaking a Continuous Five-Game Slide.
Cubs Announce Pitcher's Forearm Required Standard Mid-Season Recalibration
The Team Confirmed the Right-Hander's Arm Would Be "Briefly Taken Offline for Proprietary Structural Integrity Diagnostics."
Analysts Declare Yankees' Season over before First Pitch
New Proprietary Fan-Sentiment Algorithms Reveal Team's Exact Trajectory before Players Even Report to Spring Training.
