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3 satirical articles about mental wellness on Hambry. Updated live.

Openai CEO Warns Against AI Fear Tactics, Unveils Premium 'Existential Dread' API
The Move Comes as Industry Leaders Compete to Monetize the Public's Anxiety About Artificial General Intelligence.

9 Ways You're Self-Soothing that Would Horrify Your Ancestors
From Meditative Screams to Artisanal Torment, Modern Stress Relief Has Truly Innovated.

Cicada Immersion Therapy Deemed 'Essential' for Mental Wellness
New National Guidelines Recommend Sustained Exposure to the Periodical Insect Swarm for Optimal Psychological Well-Being, Citing 'Unparalleled Grounding Experience'.

