#media trends
Satirical news articles dissecting the absurdities and latest shifts in media trends, digital journalism, and industry developments
NASCAR Qualifying to Be Broadcast on a Channel You Already Pay For
Networks Confirm Fans Will Locate the Pre-Race Event Using Their Existing Cable Package or Streaming Subscriptions, Averting a National Crisis of Channel Surfing and Micro-Transaction Fatigue.
WJJQ Radio Pivots Entirely to Pet Programming After Human Listenership Tanks
Executives Cite Extensive Data Showing Household Pets Represent the Only Growth Segment for Terrestrial Radio.
Media Outlets Now Ranking 2028'S Best Films, 2030 Projections Next
The Race to Predict Future Cultural Dominance Accelerates, with Many Outlets Now Reporting on Movies Not yet Greenlit or Even Conceived.
CBS Greenlights New Sitcom Optimized for 73% Concurrent Phone Scrolling
Network Executives Praise 'Eternally Yours' for Its Groundbreaking Ability to Generate Passive Domestic Hum without Accidentally Engaging Viewers.
Weather Channel Offers 'Pre-Climate Change' Forecast Mode
New Retro Option Prioritizes Comforting Ignorance over Inconvenient Meteorological Reality, with Users Flocking to Less Accurate Historical Data.
Nation Increasingly Relies on Golazo Starting XI for All Breaking News
The Daily Sports Email's Curated Insights Are Reportedly Replacing Traditional News Outlets as America's Go-to Information Source.
