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3 satirical articles about mars on Hambry. Updated live.
Nasa's Psyche Probe to Siphon Mars' Gravity, Cites 'Ethical Resource Optimization'
Agency Officials Laud the Gravity Assist as a 'Win-Win-Win' for Taxpayer Funds, Scientific Discovery, and the Uncompensated Cosmic Labor of the Red Planet.
An Open Letter to the Galactic Custodians of Planetary Aesthetics
A Concerned Earthling Demands Answers Regarding the Alarming Proliferation of Reptilian Detritus on Our Celestial Neighbor.
Scientists astounded Mars can change so fast, unlike Earth
Researchers express shock at millennia-long processes now taking mere decades on red planet.
