#mar-a-lago
Satirical news on Mar-a-Lago. Aggregated articles provide humorous perspectives and witty commentary on the Florida estate and its events

Trump Claims Iran Peace Deal 'Largely Negotiated,' Attributes Success to 'My Gut Feeling'
Former President Asserts Years of Complex International Diplomacy Were Mere Busywork Compared to His Singular, Powerful Intuition.

Mar-A-Lago Now Official State Department Branch for Middle East Diplomacy
Foreign Embassies Reportedly Rerouting Critical Communications to Palm Beach as Former President Expands His Diplomatic Portfolio.

Trump Unveils 'Personal Blockade' of Hormuz, Says 'It'll Be Tremendous'
The Former President Assured Allies the Initiative Would Be "Easy, Beautiful, and Absolutely Free of International Legal Complications."

Trump Warns Pope Leo XIII: 'Stay Out of Politics'
Former President Doubles down on Demands that the 19Th-Century Pontiff Cease Commenting on Contemporary U.S. Affairs.

Trump Confirms 7 States Made the Cut, Others Still 'in the Running'
Presidential Review Process Now Includes 'Narrative Fit' and 'Overall Enthusiasm,' Administration Sources Reveal.

