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3 satirical articles about judicial system on Hambry. Updated live.
Judicial System Streamlines Animal Cruelty Convictions, Citing ‘uncomplicated’ Nature of Victims
Officials Confirm New Protocols Allow for Faster Prosecution of Non-Human Offenses, Freeing up Resources From ‘messier’ Human Cases.
Animal cruelty charges streamlined to maximize court efficiency
Prosecutors confirm the judicial system now prioritizes reducing docket congestion above all other considerations, especially those involving non-taxpaying constituents.
Officials confirm justice best served by evidence not showing up
A groundbreaking new protocol ensures fewer trials clog up court dockets by preemptively misplacing key investigative materials.
