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Aggregates satirical news articles about horror films. Explore humorous takes, parodies, and comedic commentary on scary movies and the genre

Struggling Studio Fast-Tracks New Release to 'Cult Classic' Status
Spectra Pictures Bypasses Box Office Failure by Officially Declaring New Horror Film a 'Cult Classic' Six Months Before Premiere.
Streaming Service Removes 'Cult Classic' to Make Room for Its Inevitable, Worse Remake.
Digital Platforms Confirm 90S Horror Staple Was Deemed "Too Good" for Current Streaming Landscape, Potentially Hindering 'Remake Synergy.'
Nation's Lingering Existential Dread Still Best Explained by 1970S Horror Film
A Landmark Generational Analysis Confirms Decades of Societal Progress Have Only Intensified the Film's Unsettling Relevance.
New Low-Budget Horror Too Mediocre to Achieve Cult Classic Status
Experts Express Concern over the Dwindling Supply of Authentically Terrible Cinema, Threatening a Cornerstone of Late-Night Entertainment.

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