#gerrymandering
Aggregates satirical news and humor on gerrymandering. Examines the comical side of manipulating electoral districts for political gain.
Lawmakers Confirm New District Maps Designed for 'Maximum Partisan Winnability'
Experts Laud Transparent Approach, Saying It Removes the Need for Tiresome Public Pretense About Democracy.
Lawmakers Hail 'Revolutionary' Method of Choosing Their Own Voters
Experts Praise New "Constituent Preference Optimization" Strategies for Simplifying Democratic Engagement.
Tennessee's New Lines Are a Triumph for the Human Eye
Critics Are Missing the Obvious Beauty and Inherent Correctness of Our Legislature's Latest Cartographic Endeavor.
I Am Your Congressional District Line and My Job Is Soul-Crushing
I've Seen Things You Wouldn't Believe, From Perfectly Sensible Squares to Squiggly Abominations, All in the Name Of... Well, You Know.
Wisconsin Lawmakers Ratify Maps Specifically Designed to Secure Incumbent Power
The Newly Drawn Districts Reportedly Ensure a Competitive Advantage for Existing Officeholders while Streamlining Constituent Engagement.
This Redistricting Vibe Is, Like, Totally Inflammatory for Our Collective Vagus Nerve
When you deliberately engineer a system for 'maximum partisan winnability,' what you're *really* doing is creating an environment of maximum systemic inflammation. The universe is, like, totally sending me signals that this entire situation is causing a major energy block.
