#food security
Satirical takes on food security news. Aggregates humorous articles discussing global hunger, food systems, and access.
Astronomers Discover Sun's Malevolent Gaze Threatens Georgia's Peanut Empire
Researchers Warn Solar Phenomena Now Possess an Unprecedented Capacity to "Aggressively Toast" Future Peanut Yields, Imperiling Snack Aisles and National Security.
Federal Farm Bill Mandates 'Optimal Market Efficiency' by Overturning State Animal Protections
The Bipartisan Legislative Package Codifies "Strategically Reduced Welfare Standards" as a Critical Component of National Food Security and Economic Growth.
China Announces Radical New Policy: Feeding Its Own People Before Everyone Else
Beijing Officials Explained They Mistook "National Security" for "Global Resource Management Best Practices."
Dioxstar Fishing Game Certified Critical for Future Food Security
Global Futures Institute Deems Electric Toy Vital for Cultivating 'Simulated Resource Acquisition Skills' in Next Generation.
Illinois Lawmakers Stunned to Learn Constituents Require Daily Sustenance
State Officials Initiate 'Food-Need Assessment Task Force' to Study Radical Idea of Regular Caloric Intake.
Landmark Study Confirms War 'Suboptimal' for Global Food Stability
A Joint Report from the IMF, World Bank, and UN Food Agency Presented Findings that War Is "Correlated with Decreased Access to Affordable Sustenance."
