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Rabid Bat's 'Unilateral' Hephzibah Bite Triggers Emergency Federal Task Force
Experts Warn of Potential 'Inter-Species' Conflict, Urge Citizens to Reconsider All Previous Assumptions About Flying Mammals.
Dry Weather Continues to Be Dry, Government Panel Confirms
A Newly Formed Federal Task Force Today Released Findings, Confirming Ongoing Atmospheric Conditions in Affected Regions.
Federal Task Force to 'Strategically Integrate' Flesh-Eating Fly into Economy
The Interagency Panel Announced Initiatives to Explore "Synergistic Opportunities" Presented by the Incoming Screwworm Infestation.
