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#endangered species

Satirical news and humorous takes on endangered species conservation, habitat loss, and wildlife protection efforts. Funny articles aggregated here

Tourist Hurls Rock at Monk Seal, Demands Refund for 'Uncooperative Wildlife'
The Individual, Who Was Later Identified as a Visitor From Topeka, Kansas, Expressed Frustration That the Protected Animal Was 'Disrupting My Flow'.
I Am the Arctic Ocean and I'm Tired of Being a Treadmill for Endangered Species
A Single Polar Bear Thought a 427-Mile Swim Was a Challenge; I Saw It as Just Another Tuesday.
Arctic 'Last Chance' Birdwatching Tour Sells Out to Concerned Elite
Wealthy Nature Enthusiasts Eager to Catalog Species before Their Habitats Are Subsumed by a Warming Planet.

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