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Aggregating satirical news about the Department of Justice (DOJ). Features humorous articles, parodies, and comedic takes on the US justice system

DOJ Unearths Obscure Croquet Rules to Regulate Nation's ‘excessive Merriment’
Legal Scholars Warn the Unprecedented Move Could Restrict All Public Gatherings to Historically Approved Forms of 'Polite' Recreation.
DOJ Clarifies Sedition Charges Now Refer to 'Unruly Public Assembly'
Officials Suggest Original Charges May Have Been 'Premature' for What Now Appears to Be 'Passionate Discourse' during "Spirited Demonstrations."
DOJ Formalizes 'Operational Oopsie' Budget After Seven-Figure Payout
New Line Item Aims to Streamline Financial Impact of ‘Unforeseen Administrative Enthusiasm’ by Federal Agencies.

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