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No Tornado Deaths Stall Federal Aid Process
Officials Cite Unprecedented 'Lack of Tragedy' as Major Impediment to Activating Standard Disaster Relief Mechanisms.
Former President Institutes 'Personal Affinity' Scoring for Disaster Relief
New Process Prioritizes States Based on past Loyalty, Perceived Sentiment, and 'Overall Positive Vibe' Towards the Previous Administration.
Trump Confirms 7 States Made the Cut, Others Still 'in the Running'
Presidential Review Process Now Includes 'Narrative Fit' and 'Overall Enthusiasm,' Administration Sources Reveal.
FEMA, Trump Approve December 'Weather Event' Just as Summer Heats Up
Bureaucratic Gears Turn Efficiently, Ensuring Relief Arrives Precisely when It's No Longer Urgent.

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