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Iowa Animal Rescue Raids 'Homeless' Horse Encampment, Relocates Equine to Unsolicited Luxury
The Horses and Donkeys, Found Living in What Officials Described as "Rural Simplicity," Are Now Enjoying 24/7 Care and Premium Feed, Much to Their Apparent Dismay.
Local Officials Debate 'Residency Status' for 150 Displaced Pythons
A Fire at Spock's Sanctuary Has Forced City Planners to Confront the Limits of Current Housing and Animal Welfare Legislation.
Iowa Senate Approves Property Tax Bill as Part of Established Legislative 'Hot Potato' Protocol
The Procedural Shuffle Ensures Maximum Political Theater and Minimal Immediate Impact for the General Public.

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