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3 satirical articles about consumer tech on Hambry. Updated live.

Snap Unveils $2,195 Glasses, Promises Users Will Look Exactly as Stupid as They Feel.
The Company Insists Paying Two Grand for the Privilege of Seeing a Floating Hot Dog Filter Is a Sound Investment.

Another Year, Another 'Revolution' in Wires
One must admire the sheer industriousness of a sector that invents problems purely for the satisfaction of selling us the temporary solutions.

New Advisory Committee Recommends Purchasing Four-Year-Old Gaming Headset as 'Optimal Life Choice'
A Newly Formed Independent Council, Citing Unparalleled Feature Integration, Has Urged Consumers to Revert to the 2020 Model for Peak Auditory and Social Engagement.

