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3 satirical articles about choking hazard on Hambry. Updated live.
Consumer Safety Agency Stunned Baby Toy Could Be Swallowed by Actual Babies
Regulators Express Surprise That Soft Plush 'Boo-Bunnie' Product Contains Small, Detachable Parts.
Toy Company 'Blindsided' by Infants' Oral Fixation on Detachable Parts
The Manufacturer of the Stephan Baby Boo-Bunnie Expressed Bewilderment That Babies Might Try to Ingest Components of a Product Designed for Them.
Build-A-Bear Asks Children to Retroactively Un-Bond From Recalled Plush
Company Offers Helpful Guide on How to Sever Emotional Ties with Potentially Hazardous Stuffed Animals.
