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Pew Survey Confirms Voters Are, in Fact, Humans; Causes Existential Crisis for Cable News
Nuanced Public Opinion Threatens to Shatter the Lucrative Two-Party Narrative.
House Democrats file articles of impeachment for 'general cable news energy'
Citing a national crisis of "unhinged speculation and ill-informed shouting," the House formally moved to remove the prominent personality from all broadcast mediums.
Cable News Scrambles to Explain Melania Trump's Brief Online Visibility
Journalists Nationwide Struggle to Pinpoint the Exact Moment She Became Marginally Noticeable Again.
Analysis Confirms Youngkin Interview Was Exactly What Everyone Predicted
Political Analysts Lauded the Segment as a Triumph of Consistent Messaging over the Burdensome Demand for Novel Content.
Weather Fails to Generate Any Compelling Content
A Rare Nationwide Lull in Meteorological Activity Has Left Cable News Anchors without a Single Severe Storm Graphic to Dramatically Point At.
