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3 satirical articles about artemis 2 on Hambry. Updated live.
An Open Letter to the Cosmic Vacuum, and Its Insidious Complicity in Human Separation
A Heartfelt Plea to the Universe's Ultimate Divider, Urging It to Reconsider Its Role in the Escalating Distances Between Us.
Astronauts Return Speechless, Struggle to Articulate Lunar Flyby Experience
NASA Officials Confirm Crew Is "Experiencing Acute Eloquence Deficits" and Have Been Cleared for Non-Verbal Communications Only.
Artemis 2 Astronauts Arrive at KSC, Immediately Begin Five-Day Quest for Decent Wi-Fi
Crew's Top Priority Shifts from Mission Protocols to Stable Internet Ahead of Lunar Orbit.
