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4 satirical articles about cinema industry on Hambry. Updated live.
AMC Unveils 'Live' Concert Experience, Redefining 'Live' as 'Something Happening Somewhere Else Right Now.'
The Struggling Theater Chain Promises an Unprecedented Opportunity to Sit Quietly and Watch a Professionally Filmed Event, Just Like You Could at Home, but with More Sticky Surfaces.
AMC hikes A-List again, cites 'existential' cost of continued executive existence
The struggling cinema chain announced its subscription fee will rise to $29.99, urging members to consider it a "patronage tax" for their viewing pleasure.
Cinemas Credit 'Strategic IP Exploitation' for Post-Pandemic 'Survival.'
Industry Leaders Celebrate What Analysts Call "a Return to the Kind of Reliable, Soul-Crushing Predictability Audiences Now Crave."
Struggling Movie Theaters to Abandon Films, Focus on 'Out-of-Home Distraction'
New Strategy Includes "Curated Social Discomfort Zones" and Premium "Alone-Together Pods."
